Tag: satire
member name: Frightening Icon, Official Varmint of The State of Franklin
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July 02, 2007 11:50 AM EDT --
Correspondent Avoids Housework By Writing Non-Depth Article On Her Love Of Raw Peanuts
Breaking Non-News: Just a few lines ago this correspondent announced her intention to waste time by publishing a . . .
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March 21, 2007 12:39 PM EDT --
This afternoon, in a startling move on Gather, a woman deleted an unfinished article.
"I'd saved it, hoping to finish it later", she explained, "but when I re-read it I realized that . . .
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June 21, 2007 09:30 AM EDT --
Ten Reasons That Make Leaving Gather Sound Reasonable To Me
There aren't enough Paris Hilton articles.
Orange reminds me of "Football Time in Tennessee".
There aren't enough people . . .
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March 21, 2007 09:29 PM EDT --
This week was an eye-opener for the Gather poster who has asked to only be known as "Z". "Z" had posted several photos he'd found on the internet and received some rude comments . . .
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March 20, 2007 10:03 AM EDT --
Early this morning a mother in Hometown, USA, confessed that she was ready for her children to return to school after only one day of Spring Break.
A neighbor overheard a conversation between the mother . . .
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August 31, 2007 01:28 PM EDT --
The Kevin Hemingsway Journals: The Woman
"She was a fine pony, a strong pony. She was wild and unbroken. She was a fine strong blond pony. She made me think of a woman. Her flank felt like a fine . . .
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September 03, 2007 06:00 PM EDT --
from the Kevin Hemingsway Journals
Today it was hot. I was sweaty, and it was good.
I spent the morning planning how to poison the pigeons. When I am old, I will shoot the pigeons, or I will poison . . .
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September 18, 2007 08:02 AM EDT --
Mysterious Ransom Note Left At GNN Correspondent's Desk
Late yesterday evening this correspondent found a mysterious cut and paste ransom note in the pile of GNN tips that had accumulated since her . . .
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September 13, 2007 10:07 PM EDT --
How Many Words Can You Make From "Subaheim-Wurbizer"?
One answer per comment.
Only real words count.
You can never be tooerudite or too creative.
Ironic, yes?
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March 17, 2007 10:30 AM EDT --
This correspondent was SHOCKED to find that, right here in the good ol' U. S. of A., there existed a heretofore unknown possible terrorist cell in posession of a photo of a person who looked almost . . .
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February 04, 2007 01:04 PM EST --
I support Barack Obama for all the wrong reasons. Let me explain my political reasoning, from my pragmatic idealist point of view:
Barack Obama is, dare I say the word, Black. Well, part Black. Part . . .
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March 02, 2007 12:13 AM EST --
This Gather Non News Correspondent was shocked to find out today that, according to astrologists, both television and computers are controlled by Uranus. Chat room assholes could not be reached for . . .
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March 10, 2007 08:32 PM EST --
The Aliens are coming! The Aliens are coming!
They sure are, and guess what? They're going to take our jobs and and send all of their money back to their home planet to drain our economy and weaken . . .
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May 31, 2007 02:19 AM EDT --
Maintaining the University of Tennessee's reputation as a party school, black bears have recently begun traveling from the nearby Smoky Mountains to party in Knoxville's Old City, a downtown favorite . . .
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