Tag: funny
member name: Frightening Icon, Official Varmint of The State of Franklin
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June 21, 2007 02:06 PM EDT --
Early this afternoon my current avatar, known on the street as Frightening Icon, or F'con, demanded it be given net time or it would get its own namespace. Switching hats from namespace owner to Gather . . .
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September 08, 2007 10:05 PM EDT --
Dateline: Sept 8, 2007
This correspondent has learned through unnamed sources that Osama bin Laden, contrary to his very public fundamentalist Muslim agenda, has a taste for designer clothes - clothes . . .
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March 09, 2007 05:36 PM EST --
9 year old son: You know, mom, I wish we could find another planet like Earf in the solar system.
Me: You mean, "Earth".
Son: Yeah, Earf.
Me: EarTH. T-H. TH. TH. EeaarrTH.
Son: I wish we . . .
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June 19, 2007 09:49 AM EDT --
Avril Lavigne has been touted as some sort of new punk performer...
But only by people who don't know what punk is. Simplistic lyrics and melody do not make a punk song. They do make great parody fodder, . . .
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February 26, 2007 11:04 PM EST --
It's not Christmas until I hear Walkin' Round In Women's Underwear on the radio. I could play it myself, but the world has not achieved the Christmas season for me until the world tells me . . .
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March 20, 2007 10:03 AM EDT --
Early this morning a mother in Hometown, USA, confessed that she was ready for her children to return to school after only one day of Spring Break.
A neighbor overheard a conversation between the mother . . .
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March 20, 2007 11:09 AM EDT --
Meowy Meowy Meowy, Get Your Kitties Here
A song parody by my 9 year old, sung to the tune of Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, Get Your Adverbs Here (Schoolhouse Rock)
Meowy, meowy, meowy, get your kitties . . .
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April 29, 2007 10:47 AM EDT --
A Snake In My Hay
(A Not Dirty Limerick, So Get Your Minds Out Of The Gutter)
© J. Golden
When I went out to garden Tuesday,
I found a strange snake in my hay.
Though I tried and . . .
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August 16, 2007 01:57 PM EDT --
(August 2, 2007, Abingdon Virginia Premier)
The Stardust movie, based on a book by Neil Gaiman and Charles Vess, has finally come to theaters. I've not read the book, so my opinion is not colored . . .
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March 25, 2007 10:40 AM EDT --
Ode To O. Possum Roadkill
A Short Poem
Oh possum, oh possum, I hardly knew ye;
You'd hang by your tail from the limb of a tree,
And just now, I was wondering where you were at,
And realized . . .
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August 26, 2007 02:01 PM EDT --
Huzzah! I finally got a taste of tomato that I grew myself. A rescue tomato - one that had split because of the erratic rainfall - was almost ripe and a temptation to bugs, so I brought it in to finish. . . .
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February 04, 2007 01:04 PM EST --
I support Barack Obama for all the wrong reasons. Let me explain my political reasoning, from my pragmatic idealist point of view:
Barack Obama is, dare I say the word, Black. Well, part Black. Part . . .
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March 02, 2007 12:13 AM EST --
This Gather Non News Correspondent was shocked to find out today that, according to astrologists, both television and computers are controlled by Uranus. Chat room assholes could not be reached for . . .
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March 02, 2007 10:33 AM EST --
I have 23 people as of this morning and I think that I should celebrate this achievement by a little numerical exhibition. The number 23 is pretty special, being a prime number and an important part of . . .
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May 29, 2007 02:50 AM EDT --
I have 23 people as of this morning and I think that I should celebrate this achievement by a little numerical exhibition. The number 23 is pretty special, being a prime number and an important part of . . .
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February 26, 2007 08:04 PM EST --
If you haven't been there already, go grab some Trek themed inspirational posters at Star Trek Inspirational Posters. (Leave a little something in their PayPal while you're at it.)
Shatner . . .
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March 17, 2007 03:58 PM EDT --
My Home Depot Card
(A Song Parody by J. Golden)
Sung to the tune of "My Eyes Adored You", with apologies to Frankie Valli.
My Home Depot card,
I keep posting here on Gather to get
A Home Depot . . .
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